when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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