bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
These tits shall not be calmed
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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