I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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