There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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