Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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