It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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