babies were throwing up all over the place
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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