I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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