She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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