hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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