i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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