This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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