:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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