my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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