nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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