Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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