I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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