I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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