YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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