could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Be still, my beating vagina.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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