Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
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I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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