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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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