69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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