i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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