I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
