is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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