I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Everclear isn't food dammit
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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