she woke up with a sticky ear
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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