i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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