I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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