She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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