I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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