Already got asked if we're dating
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i think my cat just said my name.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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