theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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