I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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