She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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