i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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