You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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