We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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