THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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