i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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