I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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