In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
And then he peed in my hair
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