Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
bring money and cleavage
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We're not piercing ourselves today.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
