i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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