I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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