I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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