Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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