where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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