I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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