How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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