Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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