Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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