I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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