ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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