Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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