She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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