i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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