Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
